ok, wtf?

**OnBake Platinum** · 12-18-2005, 08:47 AM

I saw a kid in the mall today playing NES Mario with a 64 controller. It was a plug and play thing. I was like "I dont remmeber anything about this.."

Well, I found it.

Power Player UJ-XA-76-1E Super Joystick Video Game System Contains lots of Your Favorite Games Built In!!! The Power Player Game System is Great For Kids To Adults. It comes with thousands of games built-in and creates 120,000 ways to play. This USA American ( NTSC ) english version arcade style PP TV game console is loaded with the most popular arcade games. The graphics are identical to the games you would play in an arcade game console. With this PP, you don't need to buy cartridges or CD games any more. It gives you great entertainment. - N64 style Controller - One extra Joy pad - One extra Light Gun - 4 X AA battery support - One 220 V Power Adaptor supplied - Audio /Video cables included Introduce your children to the games you used to play such as: Contra, Aladdin 3 , World Soccer , King of Fighter , Tekken , WWF , Tetris 2 , Super Mario , Arkoniod , 1942 , Star Force, F1 Race , Popeye , Galaza , Bomb Jack, Bird Week , Five Chess , Star Gate , Space ET , Mario Bros., Exerion , Road Fighter, Dig Dung , Twin Bee , Binary & Land, Door Door , Spartanx , Super Dynamix, Wild Gunman , Ninja 1 , Arabian , Helicopter, Donkey Kong 2, Lode Runner 2 , Front Line , Antartic , Sky Destroyer, Balloon Fight , Millipede , Circus Chablie, Golf , Clu Clu Land, Desert Tank , Combat , Base Ball, Urban Champion, Macross , Milk & Nuts, Slalom , Speed Tank , Elevator , Brush Roll , Ice Climber , Hogan's Alley, Burger Time , Pacman , Zippy Race, Calculator , Clay Shooting, Toy Story , Tennis , Pin Ball, Lunnar Ball, Monkey , Sqoon , Pooyan , Joust , Duck Hunt, Gyrodine , Excite Bike, Formation Z , Painter , Mappy , Bomber Man, Magic Jewelry, Devil World

The inclusion of random jedi on the package indicate this is some BS from China.

**Zac** · 12-18-2005, 08:52 AM

Kind of looks like a piece of junk

**Crow** · 12-18-2005, 09:51 AM

**Fats** · 12-18-2005, 11:27 AM

These things are selling like hotcakes over here. I'd have a guess and say that there are about 12 games on it. After the 12th 13-399 are all poor dublicates.

**Bloodman** · 12-18-2005, 04:00 PM

are there really nintendo games in this? Howcome we never heard of this before.

I think it's stupid Nintendo would do this with Revolution offering downloads in the future. They could lose alot of potential profits.

**Fats** · 12-18-2005, 04:49 PM

It's just a poor emulator. These things have been around for about 2 years now, they're even selling them at a huge stall in my local shopping centre. Nintendo surely know about them....

I last played Super Mario on one of them.

Bit like this really, but Namco would have gave this the go ahead...

**Vishus** · 12-18-2005, 06:38 PM

They do the same thing on imported fireworks. You see porn and Resident Evil concept pictures on the cover.

**IEatFriedPikmin** · 12-18-2005, 07:31 PM

those things break easily... and suck. i played shrek in the form of mario.

**Krad** · 12-18-2005, 08:53 PM

I informed Nintendo about a store in my local mall.

They were fined and closed down.

**Bombardier** · 12-18-2005, 09:07 PM

Originally Posted by DarkEnigma

I informed Nintendo about a store in my local mall.

They were fined and closed down.

Yes, those devices are very illegal.

Call Nintendo and get those dicks shut down.

**Lynk Former** · 12-18-2005, 09:21 PM

XD Wow it even has a Macross game lol.

**Snarkey** · 12-18-2005, 11:10 PM

I bought one once...

And had damn good fun for about a year with it... but then it started experiencing graphical glitches to the point where it was un-playable. It's basically just a plug n' play emulator packed with about 70 real games... and like, 5000 crappy spin-offs, some of which are horribly funny. (Noteworthy is a game in which you are Pikachu and you jump around on vines trying to escape a "female" white Pikachu AND avoid glitches at the same time! It had me crying I was laughing so hard when my friend and I tried to beat it.) It's not really expensive (around $30, if I remember correctly) and I thought it was worth it... but I admit that it IS just another crappily made plastic doo-dad from China... so don't expect a warranty. I wasn't aware that it was illegal however. Oh well. Anyway, to the point. It's a pretty novel thing, and for those who's NES' never really worked... (Damn you ebay... DAMN YOU!) I actually recommend it... (Duck Hunt is awesome!

Graphics... 3/10 (It's a Buggy NES emulator. 'Nuff said.)
Sound... 3/10 (See above comment.)
Value... 9/10
Replay Value... 8/10 (There really ARE a lot of games on it...)
Quality... 1/10
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Overall... 7/10 (Not an average, dumbass)

Well, that's my two cents anyway.

Edit'd: Not to say that these things are morally correct. Yeah, they are emulators and no, they're not OK'd by Nintendo... so, well whatever. All I'm saying is sometimes useless crap can be fun, that's all.

**Lynk Former** · 12-18-2005, 11:39 PM

boooooooooo! get off our boards!

**Khaos** · 12-19-2005, 06:04 AM

I would actually say that it's probably from Korea, not China. They have like 30 different companies here that make these and in the Korean stores, they have a whole section devoted to these crappy NES emulators...

Hmmm... I think I seen that N64 one before.....

**Crow** · 12-19-2005, 02:12 PM

does anyone really give a shit where its made?

**Ravster** · 12-19-2005, 06:21 PM

Worst (full stop) Thing (full stop) Ever (full stop)

**Lynk Former** · 12-19-2005, 09:38 PM

I love how the buttons are aligned

**Sovereign** · 12-21-2005, 06:24 PM

I bought that thing, piece of junk. The gun broke already as did the Sega controller thing. It is all to light and the controller buttons would be better suited for a (something ghey) than what they are intended for.

Good thing it was only ten bucks or I would have sued someone for the boredom levels I faced playing this hunk of monkey shit.