...or not.
Joke is a courtesy of xengamers

North American Sales Through April 2003
1 Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker Nintendo GC 826,352
2 Pokemon Ruby Nintendo GBA 652,595
3 Pokemon Sapphire Nintendo GBA 585,098
4 Tenchu 3: Wrath of Heaven Activision PS2 164,282
5 The Getaway SCEA PS2 139,796
6 Def Jam Vendetta Electronic Arts PS2 135,162
7 Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Take Two PS2 131,817
8 Xenosaga Episode 1 Namco PS2 122,969
9 Yu-Gi-Oh! Duelists of the Roses Konami PS2 118,108
10 MVP Baseball 2003 Electronic Arts PS2 114,016
11 Driver 2 Infogrames GBA 95,878
12 SOCOM: Navy Seals SCEA PS2 89,461
13 Dynasty Warriors 4 Koei PS2 85,734
14 NBA Street Electronic Arts PS2 85,595
15 Yu-Gi-Oh Dungeons Dice Monsters Konami GBA 85,457
16 Gran Turismo 3 A-Spec SCEA PS2 81,220
17 The Sims Electronic Arts PS2 81,027
18 Legend of Zelda: Link to the Past Nintendo GBA 79,719
19 Ace Combat 4 Namco PS2 79,408
20 Tom Clancy's Ghost Recon Ubi Soft PS2 76,914
21 Crash Bandicoot: Wrath of Cortex VU Games PS2 76,220
22 Simpsons Road Rage Electronic Arts PS2 74,513
23 NFL 2K3 Sega PS2 73,849
24 Max Payne Rockstar Games PS2 73,578
25 ATV Off Road Fury 2 SCEA PS2 72,653
26 Sonic Advance 2 Sega GBA 70,170
27 Jak & Daxter SCEA PS2 68,580
28 Dark Cloud 2 SCEA PS2 68,005
29 Mario Party 4 Nintendo GC 61,400
30 Super Smash Bros Melee Nintendo GC 60,514

And Some Japanese Sales to Top it off

1) PlayStation 2: 54,789
2) Game Boy Advance SP: 36,988
3) Game Boy Advance: 9,556
4) GameCube: 4,527
5) PSOne: 1,315
6) Xbox: 849
7) Wonder Swan Color: 484
8) Game Boy Color: 80
9) Wonder Swan Crystal: 75

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No wonder they're in last place in the console race.
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