58!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**zmaster** · 07-18-2001, 05:34 PM

Well, according to BigSky's profile, today is his birthday, and he's 58!!!!!! This true BigSky?

**BigSky** · 07-18-2001, 05:40 PM

of course it's true!

wait till you see my birthday age tomorrow, cause everyday it's my birthday

**zmaster** · 07-18-2001, 05:42 PM

Not like that made any sense, but whatever. I'm not going to beleive it based on your post.

**BigSky** · 07-18-2001, 05:46 PM

wow you finally used your brain a little

surprising!

**zmaster** · 07-18-2001, 05:50 PM

Now lets not start this again. We haven't yelled at each other in a while, and I don't plan to.

**BigSky** · 07-18-2001, 05:56 PM

why would you make a useless thread about my age then????

**zmaster** · 07-18-2001, 05:57 PM

I was curious. You've never told us your age.

**Pretendo** · 07-20-2001, 12:57 AM

59. I need to start taking my Prozac daily, but my doctor says Viagra's just not right for me. Well if anyones got any remedies for prostate pain I'd gladly accept, but right now I need to get my colon cleaned

**zmaster** · 07-20-2001, 01:03 AM

Pretendo....That was disturbing.....

**Pretendo** · 07-20-2001, 01:15 AM

Well it's the truth. Weren't you 48? Well believe me son you'll have those problems pretty soon. I'm pretty sure your hairs starting to fall out right? Well after that you'll suddenly lose interest in women and like sitting down on benchs, in parks, watching birds. Then you'll find yourself interested in purchasing a Licoln Town Car and driving at extremely low speeds. Well thats just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to aging, and I haven't even brushed upon the perscrition drugs you'll be taking

**tiny_prey** · 07-20-2001, 01:16 AM

atleast he picked #59...good #

**zmaster** · 07-20-2001, 01:17 AM

**Raises one eyebrow**48? I'm 14.

**Pretendo** · 07-20-2001, 01:23 AM

Originally posted by zmaster
**Raises one eyebrow**48? I'm 14.

and all this time...

**zmaster** · 07-20-2001, 01:25 AM

Haha.......very funny.......wait, I don't get it.....

**stove9** · 07-20-2001, 01:57 AM

I am 16 and green..... kinda

**Pretendo** · 07-20-2001, 02:18 AM

Welcome to the forums stove9. I am Pretendo, I will be your master. First please that tunnel in that large bedrock mountain so my new limo can drive to my new chalet in the mountains. Second I'd like that big pile of boulders moved alongside the road for decoration. Then I guess you might be hungry so if your luck there maybe be a quarter of a bucket of fish heads lieing around, then you can sit down if you want, but no sleeping.

Err Welcome to the forums offcially in case no one was cordial enough to do so already. The white zinfandel you ordered is waiting in the cooler, and your italian black marble tub has been throughly poslished. Please enjoy your stay sire