As if the Pizza Wasn't Enough...

[smellslikenintendospirit]

http://xbox.ign.com/articles/489/489678p1.html



February 03, 2004 - Xbox gamers in Japan have been getting some pretty cool stuff with their game purchases, but this would have to be the coolest. Microsoft announced today a special give-away item for those who purchase the upcoming Japan-only "Kasumi-chan" Xbox bundle. 28000 yen will get purchasers a blue Xbox system, a copy of DOA Ultimate, the DVD kit, 12 months of Xbox Live -- and some much needed companionship in the form of a cushion featuring Kasumi in a bathing suit.

The key point about the cushion is its size. At a full 160 centimeters (IGN's Japanese correspondent, for reference, is about 172cm), the cushion offers the next best thing to actually having Kasumi right underneath (or on top of) you. Note that the cushion isn't in the shape of Kasumi -- it just has her full profile on it, front and back. Still, the parts all line up...

Only 5000 of these cushions, and 5000 of the blue Xbox system, will be made, so those in Japan should be sure to get their pre-orders straightened out in time for the 3/25 release. Failure to do so will result in continued loneliness.


http://xboxmedia.ign.com/xbox/image/kasumicushion_ura_040203_in1.jpg

http://xboxmedia.ign.com/xbox/image/kasumicushion_ura_040203_pic2.jpg

Holy crap, it always looks like there's some lump in that underwear. Yuck!

[Viper]

You've got to be kidding me?

*Shakes head*

I....

They are really.....

How could.....

*Shakes head again*

[Suzuki_Fanboy]

Haha...that's cool for Japan though. They all looove DOA.

[DLX]

Lmao...just...wow...

[C.J.]

*frab*

[Prince]

:evillaugh :evillaugh :evillaugh :evillaugh :evillaugh

[Viper]

I'd like Eric Mattei to explain how this is an advancement in video gaming.

[ZanTak]

OMG there is a lump in the underwear.

[Jushiko]

I'd buy it.

[xjermariox]

Holy crap, it always looks like there's some lump in that underwear. Yuck!

lmao yea...bet it wont stop most Japanese from doing things with it.. :rolleyes:

[The Dude]

:wtf: WTF is wrong with people today. At least nintendo gives out cool things when you buy a system

[dncardman]

Okay...i'm not going to say anything *runs away as fast as possible*

[ZanTak]

:wtf: WTF is wrong with people today. At least nintendo gives out cool things when you buy a system


yeh like that... well there was that one thing...

[Rabunis]

T3h seX piLlow! It would appear as if kasumi-chan is a shemale :o

[peasantlover]

OMG there is a lump in the underwear.

yall are retarded... there's no lump.. that's her cooch, u dillweeds

[Haris]

:wtf: WTF is wrong with people today. At least nintendo gives out cool things when you buy a system

Sure man, a mario bobble head is definetly cooler.

:hitit:

[Flaccid Acid]

dats sexy

[smellslikenintendospirit]

If Tecmo ever goes out of business, they can make computer porn. It's probably cheaper and easier in the longterm not having to hire ****s to do it for ya. Hey, I mean if it's up to Shrek-quality, count me in!

[Haris]

Say that all you want now, and when us cool folks get Ninja Gaiden we can laugh our ass off at your stupid remarks against Tecmo.

[Sendok]

Like the Japanese need another reason to buy DOA.

[Sandman]

Well now at least we know she's got a penis.

[Kliq]

Only god knows what evil things the Japanese will use that cushion for.

[smellslikenintendospirit]

Can't just blame MS and Tecmo, those Japanese dudes are pretty qweird...in a good way I'm sure...

[The Dude]

yeh like that... well there was that one thing...

Zelda Collection disk dumbass

possibley my favorite GameCube game so far

[Sendok]

I know a few Japanese people in college, that are here on a school visa, but none of them like games so I don't know if this is strictly a Japansese thing or not.

Maybe Jimmy can shead some light when he goes to Japan...

[Haris]

EDIT: Fuck it, it was "too racial"...

got in trouble. :o ;)

[smellslikenintendospirit]

The only things they can see in those slits they call eyes are the boobs... that's why they make them so big.

whoa...that's really not necessary...

[ZanTak]

[QUOTE=The dude]Zelda Collection disk dumbass

possibley my favorite GameCube game so far[/QUO*TE]


*Owned*

[Michael Bluth]

Well it looks like I'll be able to predict a week when the Xbox sells over 5,000 systems in a week in Japan.........

[Sendok]

^How long did it take you think of that one? You do have a point though.

[Suzuki_Fanboy]

The only things they can see in those slits they call eyes are the boobs... that's why they make them so big.

Damn man, that was fucked up.

[Jushiko]

All's fair in love, war, and marketing.

[matrix7]

T3h seX piLlow! It would appear as if kasumi-chan is a shemale :o

Is it just me or are you obsessed with sex?? Every post has sex in it with you...man. lol I know that the Japanase culture is supposed to be into some pretty wierd sex stuff (at least that's the stereotype they have gotten) so this would be a 10 year old's dream. I'd say guys are gonna buy the game just for that pillow (heck I would).

I also heard they are gonna put jello jigglers under the top layer of cloth to act as the jubblies....no not really, just messing with ya. hahaha I can see it now "The DOA pillow, now with really jubbly action!"

Oh my gosh, this is so wrong LOL

Oh, and the slanty eye thing was way out of line dude :nono:

[Haris]

Yes it was.

*slaps self*

[Rabunis]

What can I say? Sex is good :D

[Haris]

What can I say? Sex is good :D

Hahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahah.


Wait... that wasn't a joke? You, sex? :o :p

[dn03]

i'm not suprised one bit.

[fenderbass021]

after a purchase like that i would expect any little teenage boys pillow to be completely drenched in sweat and semen

[DLX]

after a purchase like that i would expect any little teenage boys pillow to be completely drenched in sweat and semen

[HylianKWG]

Heh, is it made of some kind of stain resistant material or what??

[ZanTak]

If I know japanese people, They proly made it out of the same material that the villian in terminator 2 was made out of.

[Haris]

after a purchase like that i would expect any little teenage boys pillow to be completely drenched in sweat and semen

What the shit?


If I know japanese people, They proly made it out of the same material that the villian in terminator 2 was made out of.

What the shit?

[csninja]

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

[HylianKWG]

Hmmmm... Well I guess the way to a Japanese gamers heart is through their pants then huh?

[1up]

WTF?


...can I get one?

[Sendok]

WTF?


...can I get one?

Yeah, possibly. All you have to do is get one online, at some import shop. Link Sang is one place that might have one. *not sure if thats the correct spelling.

[Darkness_Essence]

If Tecmo ever goes out of business, they can make computer porn. It's probably cheaper and easier in the longterm not having to hire ****s to do it for ya. Hey, I mean if it's up to Shrek-quality, count me in!

I second that,SLNS.Tecmo has been so centred around sex ever since they introduced-or rather plauged- the world that curse called DOA.It's a fun game and all,but it's defintely not for serious hardcore fighting game fans.It's really pathetic how they are so keen on boobs/ass perfectionism!!

[brudaman]

hahah this is hilarious

wow...ixion got mad!

[ZanTak]

What the shit?



What the shit?

Don't Talk to me like that bitch.

[Haris]

Don't Talk to me like that bitch.

...you have more than 30 posts a day...

Don't talk to me at all.

[brudaman]

o shit...