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Viper
12-12-2003, 01:20 PM
We've seen hardware stolen by the truckload, and we've heard of people getting beaten to death with boxed PlayStation code, but now the gaming rage which threatens the very fabric of our society is getting out of hand.

Colorado newspaper The Summit Daily News has reported that a man was arrested for "using a Sony PlayStation as a weapon" during an argument with his room-mate. In an apparently drunken crime of frustration, the assailant (who gave police three different names when questioned) followed his prey, Ricardo Lopez, into the bathroom before surprising him with a vicious volley of blows to the head. He then used Sony's console to thwack Lopez upside the ribs. Ouch.

Though neither man would disclose exactly what caused the argument, TGN would like to think it was over a drunken game of PES3 that went to penalties against the run of play. Lopez should just count himself lucky he's not an Xbox owner, or else he'd have probably ended up with several broken ribs and a hefty concussion.

[[tavis]]
12-12-2003, 05:30 PM
finally a true use for that damn console

KamiKaZe
12-12-2003, 06:09 PM
pes3??

Viper
12-12-2003, 06:35 PM
Not my writing, some Colorado newspaper.

AngryHamster
12-12-2003, 07:14 PM
Link?

Pro Evolution Soccer 3

smellslikenintendospirit
12-12-2003, 07:21 PM
Link?


Viper just said "some colorado newspaper"

AngryHamster
12-12-2003, 11:14 PM
Which one? (http://www.dailyearth.com/USNews/colorado.html)

dork
12-13-2003, 12:02 AM
ahh colorado. such a blissul mix of backwoods-rednecks and wetbacks

OnBake Platinum
12-13-2003, 12:29 AM
If he had a gc, he could have put his fingers through the handle and make purple knuckles of death.

Sendok
12-13-2003, 12:37 AM
^not nearly as deadly though.

Viper
12-13-2003, 01:02 AM
Link?
The Summit Daily News is the paper.

Here is the site. Typo still included.

http://www.vgpro.com/linkedpage.php?url=http://c.moreover.com/click/here.pl?x108766093

Haris
12-13-2003, 04:31 AM
Holy shit dude if I hurled my Xbox at someone they'd be dead. Like instantly.

Ahahah...I just imagined some guy duffing another guy in the head with PlayStation...
hahah...that's awesome..

AngryHamster
12-13-2003, 05:54 AM
Thanks. ...Interesting poll results.