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Mach
03-01-2006, 09:18 PM
www.e-mpire.com

There, you'll find a press release I've issued on behalf of E-mpire Ltd Co. As forum members, you represent a good portion of our hardcore fanbase and as such we look forward to providing you exciting content and plenty of surprises in the coming days. The E-mpire network is almost here and it's ready to rock the industry like nobody's business.

Tell a friend. Get your acquaintances involved. The game media is about to begin a monumental shift in balance.

Thanks for all your continued support and please look forward to what we have in store for you. We're sure you'll have a blast.

---
David Gornoski
EVP of E-mpire Ltd Co
NintendoNow.com EIC

WolfmanNCSU
03-01-2006, 09:23 PM
And it begins.....

Coded-Dude
03-01-2006, 09:25 PM
nice.......I was unaware, but am now excited!

Omega
03-01-2006, 09:26 PM
*cracks knucks* Ready to rock n' rumble...

Metal_head
03-01-2006, 09:34 PM
Winter Haven? Thought omega was from bartow or someplace like that.

Mach
03-01-2006, 09:38 PM
Yeah he is. And Im in another central Florida city too. Winter Haven is where our official HQ is designated though.

Metal_head
03-01-2006, 09:43 PM
The hq is now officialy my house here in lame ass winter haven florida...

Tommy
03-01-2006, 09:56 PM
I can't wait. I'm all excited. When this is launched, I'm deleting IGN from my bookmarks.






























































After all, it doesn't take long to type http://ign.com anyway, does it?

Gilly
03-01-2006, 10:31 PM
Awesome.

I was just thinking about this the other day.

OnBake Platinum
03-01-2006, 10:42 PM
Sweet. I can't wait see what you've guys have been doing all along.

Zac
03-01-2006, 10:43 PM
Sounds good, whatever it is that you are doing.

Kliq
03-01-2006, 11:01 PM
I'm hyped.

You guys take of the baby in Spring, I'll hop back on in the summer.

Spatula
03-01-2006, 11:05 PM
Badass name.

Omega
03-01-2006, 11:19 PM
Winter Haven? Thought omega was from bartow or someplace like that.
Winter Haven is my place of birth and now ironically, though I've lived all over the U.S. it is now the hometown H.Q. of E-mpire Ltd. Co.

SuperLuigiBros
03-01-2006, 11:24 PM
I want some of my friends to join, but then I wouldnt be able to be a dick. *sigh*

Plus, I cant wait for this change thing.

Viper
03-01-2006, 11:36 PM
It's coming and there's not a damn thing you can do about it.

OnBake Platinum
03-01-2006, 11:41 PM
*plays that song on winamp*

Handycrap101
03-02-2006, 12:52 AM
It's coming and there's not a damn thing you can do about it.

QFT

Finally.

dork
03-02-2006, 12:55 AM
Very nice. Can't wait.

Kliq
03-02-2006, 01:39 AM
GET cruNK!

Oddyssey
03-02-2006, 01:46 AM
Finally they can see what I do here at e-mpire :D

Loc
03-02-2006, 01:50 AM
Umm what exactly are you guys doing. Like assimilating everything to be like ign.com?

koldfuzion
03-02-2006, 02:27 AM
cool looking forward to it. Nice background music, I should have my clients include music on their releases. :P

Mecha Richter
03-02-2006, 02:28 AM
Will this involve much pain?

Z
03-02-2006, 02:49 AM
it has begun! *evil grin*

dncardman
03-02-2006, 03:54 AM
The end...has come.












































(for all our competition)

Zeep
03-02-2006, 05:23 AM
Will this involve much pain?
You're already used to it from OnBake.

SuperLuigiBros
03-02-2006, 05:38 AM
Finally they can see what I do here at e-mpire :D
Im looking forward to the cool new art stuff the most.


I hope the new one of these is coming along nicely... *winkwink* *(make a better one)* (or can i?)
http://forums.e-mpire.com/images/nintendonow/header.jpg

Zeep
03-02-2006, 05:59 AM
^He's right. I still can't figure out how Geist got on there... If you're going with Nintendo franchises, you may as well go with good ones, like Zelda or Metroid.

Dorbin
03-02-2006, 06:12 AM
^ I have a feeling all is in hand in that regard.

Zeep
03-02-2006, 06:18 AM
Good. Or else I'd have to act a fool.

Moses
03-02-2006, 06:19 AM
Will this involve much pain?

No lube.


I think we should call it March of the E-mpire and then hire Morgan Freeman to do TV spots.

Viper
03-02-2006, 06:31 AM
^He's right. I still can't figure out how Geist got on there... If you're going with Nintendo franchises, you may as well go with good ones, like Zelda or Metroid.
Was made well before the game came out.

Zeep
03-02-2006, 06:40 AM
That makes it even more confusing how it ended up there.

Hylian-Advocate
03-02-2006, 09:41 AM
As a staff member, even I have been waiting for this time to come for well over a year now.

And yes.... even I wondered why Giest was on the main banner for so long....men.... it looks bad ass nonetheless.

Sovereign
03-02-2006, 10:19 AM
Tell me when you bend IGN over your knee. I'll come and watch.














It's a fetish I have....

Dorbin
03-02-2006, 02:13 PM
Umm what exactly are you guys doing. Like assimilating everything to be like ign.com?

Taking over the world, actually. That is what we are doing.

Mach
03-02-2006, 03:46 PM
I've explained this before and I'll say it again...IGN.com is your traditional pay per view, traditional generic channel based network. It centers on consoles and generic areas of entertainment. E-mpire.com at its most basic level will have a few things that are similar to the other networks, but with our network Im looking to build a different kind of network in terms of features and content direction. We're more aggressive, we will have topic channels no one has, and please keep in mind my emphasis on entertainment. That's something the other guys dont have.

Sandman
03-02-2006, 03:53 PM
I have been waiting for this since N2.

Coded-Dude
03-02-2006, 03:56 PM
I would like to see PSP(or portable media in general for that matter) compatible content.....but thats just me dreaming

Omega
03-02-2006, 04:06 PM
I would like to see PSP(or portable media in general for that matter) compatible content.....but thats just me dreaming
You will be pleasantly surprised!

Handycrap101
03-02-2006, 04:42 PM
I have a question actually... Will you be revealing bits and peices through out the month? Or is this month simply for the announcement of the new world order?

EDIT: I want to enter a sweep stakes.

Mach
03-02-2006, 06:23 PM
We'll be showcasing some teaser work, feature articles that explains the E-mperial philosophy, and some contests this month. That's the plan.

NoZ
03-02-2006, 06:40 PM
Sounds like its gonna be great.

Sandman
03-02-2006, 07:17 PM
E-mpire members, I am your father.

Moses
03-02-2006, 08:13 PM
OMFG A PODCAST.

Anywhoo, is the site unusually SLOW today?

Mach
03-02-2006, 09:58 PM
Visitors seem to be jumping in more because of the announcement.

Phoenix
03-02-2006, 11:04 PM
Ownage.

Moses
03-02-2006, 11:11 PM
What happened...?

Eidorian
03-02-2006, 11:21 PM
OMFG A PODCAST.

Anywhoo, is the site unusually SLOW today?Is dat sum RSS feed?

Moses
03-02-2006, 11:23 PM
Uhh, NO.

Eidorian
03-02-2006, 11:24 PM
Uhh, NO.*sobs quietly*

Mach
03-02-2006, 11:27 PM
Eidorian, we will have RSS feeds of every kind you ever imagined for virtually every channel of our network.

And as for podcasts...We've got something a whole lot better planned for Summer 06.

Eidorian
03-02-2006, 11:28 PM
Eidorian, we will have RSS feeds of every kind you ever imagined for virtually every channel of our network.

And as for podcasts...We've got something a whole lot better planned for Summer 06.Oh I know, it's just I've been waiting and waiting. Still, I'll wait some more. =-o


Eidorian: I'll have some RSS feeds for you later this evening, ok?

Moses
03-02-2006, 11:32 PM
If it is a video podcast I will letter bomb you.

Coded-Dude
03-02-2006, 11:38 PM
fuck that - mailing anthrax is the wave of the future!

Ch1cago88
03-03-2006, 12:11 AM
Very cool, can't wait to see it!

henryhund
03-03-2006, 12:15 AM
fuck that - mailing anthrax is the wave of the future!

And in 10 miuntes you'll have the police banging down your door.

dew
03-03-2006, 12:48 AM
so why is this site going to be so much better? and why is everyone optimistically jumping on board without asking why it will be better?

is the site going to have a 56K warning?

SuperLuigiBros
03-03-2006, 01:34 AM
Can i please win the contests?

Zeep
03-03-2006, 02:32 AM
No. that position has been reserved for me. My official title will no longer be "Review Writer," I'll be "Contest Winnar."

Yes, with an 'a'.

Eidorian
03-03-2006, 02:54 AM
WINAR is better.







Kekekeke....

Phoenix
03-03-2006, 03:43 AM
kek

SuperLuigiBros
03-03-2006, 05:05 AM
thats bullshit, i called it first.

plus, i said please.

Hylian-Advocate
03-03-2006, 06:53 AM
so why is this site going to be so much better? and why is everyone optimistically jumping on board without asking why it will be better?

is the site going to have a 56K warning?
Oh thee with lack of faith... ...do not question the greatness of thine E-mpire.



I just made my self the biggest dork EVAR!

Moses
03-03-2006, 07:08 AM
On my signal, unleash goatse.

Nexus
03-03-2006, 11:09 AM
Sounds good can't wait to see the results.

Derrick Barra
03-03-2006, 12:11 PM
Sweet. I can't wait see what you've guys have been doing all along.

Me neither! *Goes back to Photoshop*

(Actually I have no idea what the higher ups (UPS?) have been working on. I hope its a helluva more streamlined then the current look. (Of course it will be, right?)

And what about the other parts of the site besides NNow, will we actually have a buttload of content for those chunks of E-mpire too? Do we even have enough writers for them?

Find out, on the next exciting episode of Dragon Ball ZEEEEEE!




See that? I made a funny. Love is superior.

The_Cat
03-03-2006, 02:28 PM
So when will it begin? I don't see anything new yet...am I just overlooking things? I'm ooking forward to seeing what the big plan is. Hopefully it will make this feel more like one big gaming website, instead of a few segments. I would put money on that happening.

Sandman
03-03-2006, 03:28 PM
You will join us or die.

Dorbin
03-03-2006, 03:45 PM
Me neither! *Goes back to Photoshop*



Find out, on the next exciting episode of Dragon Ball ZEEEEEE!






Actually, if it were DBZ, you wouldn't find out next episode...you would find out like 40 episodes later.

Fortunately that won't happen here.

Sandman
03-03-2006, 03:52 PM
Haha, ain't that the truth. One of my friends tried to get me into DBZ, as I'm not an anime fan. I watched some episodes for a couple of weeks, and it was fucking annoying. I swear one battle lasted a whole two weeks.

Hrama
03-03-2006, 04:52 PM
Ah, a drive to take over the media and entertainment world eh? I'm all for this new E-mpire thing... whatever the hell it is supposed to do. I'll see if some of my friends would be interested.

Keep up the good work you all, we're all so fucking hyped!

Zeep
03-03-2006, 05:23 PM
How many DBZ characters does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes him 12 episodes to do it.

Eidorian
03-03-2006, 06:25 PM
How many DBZ characters does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes him 12 episodes to do it.+rep because it's so true.

joelcool7
03-03-2006, 06:43 PM
E-Mpires going to rock IGN's world LOL

Just wait in just a little while E-Mpire will be recognized as one of the industries greatest!!!!!! Oh Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Flare
03-03-2006, 06:55 PM
E-Mpires going to rock IGN's world LOL

Just wait in just a little while E-Mpire will be recognized as one of the industries greatest!!!!!! Oh Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Impossible my friend...impossible. I am with Dew. I actually want to see where this is going before making final judgements. Consider me a skeptic!

joelcool7
03-03-2006, 07:03 PM
Impossible my friend...impossible. I am with Dew. I actually want to see where this is going before making final judgements. Consider me a skeptic!
Considering right beneath your title flair you have the subheading that states IGN Fanboy, of course your not going to think E-mpire is capable of taking on IGN!