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Gunpei
10-13-2003, 02:41 AM
Source (http://www.gamespot.com/features/6076645/p-4.html)

I don't even know where to begin, but I do know this: The video games are the root of all society's problems.

Take my children. So Jamie and I, we're huge movie buffs and also are very active in the local PTA. As such, we employ a babysitter--let's call her Beckie--who, I should add, came very highly recommended by a friend of my wife's best friend and who always showed up on time and never asked for payment at the end of each week--even when we'd sometimes forget to pay. Anyway! So last week, Jamie and I rush off to see Lost in Translation (and, by the way, this is the best film of the year, bar none), leaving Beckie behind to look after little Austin and Savannah, ages 12 and 9, respectively.

You can't imagine how horrified we were when we got home at around 11:30pm that night. This was a Thursday and Austin should have been sound asleep after doing his homework, while Savannah--well, she just should have been sound asleep! Honestly, I knew something was wrong before I even opened the front door. I could hear the television on too loudly, and, sure enough, there they were: Beckie, Austin, and Savannah. They were all playing the video games! What I saw on the screen was deplorable. A car was exploding as a burning man, without a head, flung himself into a river. Police officers desperately tried to control the situation. All the while the children were laughing.

I did what any self-respecting parent would have done in that situation: I stormed over to the television and pulled the plug. Austin and Savannah were ordered to their rooms, and Beckie was ordered to leave. That's the last time we'll be requiring your services, I let her know. Before she left, Beckie took whatever that trash was that she was forcing upon my children, and it's a good thing she did because it would have gone straight in with the other trash if she hadn't. This girl is 17 years old, so, frankly, I was appalled that someone of that age could be so irresponsible in handling these two young children. I could only imagine what else might have gone on in my absence. I didn't get more than five hours of sleep that night, worrying about it.

The video games are garbage. They teach our children to ignore the serious aspects of life and encourage them to laugh at them, even. Rather than study or watch an educational program, the children of America are staring blankly at the video games and practicing how to kill, like those two young men who sniped those people in Baltimore last year. Three years ago for Christmas, I made the mistake of purchasing what's called a Sony PlayStation for Austin. He quickly got bored of the game that came with it. What an extraordinary waste of money! I can't believe this scheme has gone on for so long. Many of the other parents in our group feel the exact same way, as evidenced by the typical discussion in one of our Monday evening meetings.

I love my children very much. All I do is think about their happiness and well-being, which is why I know that the video games must not be a part of their lives.

When I was Austin's age, I was already on the swim team and the basketball team. Austin is very smart for his age and enjoys reading, which is why I'm terribly concerned that so much of his time also goes into playing the video games. Make no mistake--there are no video games in our household. But I know that the reason he stays late at his friend's house is because he's over there playing those games.

I fear that poor Savannah, who's too young to understand right from wrong, is being pulled into the same trap. Though she and Austin used to fight all the time, now it's like the two of them have one mind when it comes to this garbage. Sometimes I worry so much, I feel like I'm already too late, and that they've both been brainwashed. Now they just talk all the time about this shooting game or that one and laugh at things I don't understand. Next week, my psychologist will meet with them to try to get to the bottom of this.

There is simply no time for the video games in the life of a young child, who should be out playing with his or her friends, learning new things, exercising, and having fun. I heard there was a study that the video games promote a sedentary lifestyle. Austin now weighs 93 pounds, and, for a boy who's 5 feet 3 inches tall, I think that's definitely a bit overweight. I, for one, won't be sitting idly by while he ruins his life like this. What little girl would be attracted to a pudgy little video-game-playing miscreant? I tell him this, but he won't listen and just rushes off to play the games with his friends. The nerve of him! As soon as I get the phone number of his friend's parents from the students' directory (no big surprise, they don't attend PTA meetings!), they'll be hearing from me.

A friend of mine from the office claims that her husband plays the video games. He's a software programmer, or something, and probably collects children's toys. But even so, I find it difficult to imagine what anyone could see in this garbage. I hardly ever watch television anymore (things are busier than ever!), but I couldn't possibly imagine sitting in front of it for two or three hours at a time like my friend's husband. I just wish someone would do something to stop all this. Can someone remind me again as to why we have elected officials in government offices?

In any case, I hope I've made myself clear here. The video games are rotting the minds of our children, and I have nothing more to say.

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This is just frightening...

Kenshin2
10-13-2003, 03:21 AM
So she thinks at 9 years old her child cant tell right from wrong? Savannah must be ashamed of her mother. Just becauase she wasnt smart at 9 doesnt mean she should force her stupiditiy on her children.

smellslikenintendospirit
10-13-2003, 03:41 AM
The writer of this "rant" claims to be a "movie-buff". Is that some profound learning experience? I think not. What credibility does she have to blatantly attack a form of entertainment that encourages mental reasoning, coordination and spacial analysis?

Furthermore, children who play excessively will obviously be negatively affected by videogames. In fact, anything done in excess is potentially harmful. However, I consider myself a responsible individual that can effectively prioritize so that video games are merely a form of entertainment; a hobby I treat with ardour.

Regarding the presence of violence in video games, I believe that it is not necessary, and do not play many violent games, yet I do not look down upon those who find pleasure in inflicting pain upon others. I prefer games that are lighter and more pleasant in nature, and am quick to avoid games that are demanding of energy or obey an unusually serious theme.

Either way, the points made in this "rant' are groundless, like slow hand animations in darkness.

(yeah that was a bad simile. bite me.)

Sendok
10-13-2003, 04:22 AM
Whenever my little cousins come over to my house I make sure that only the games rated "E" are avaialbe for them to play. I don't like the idea of a 7 year old playing any of my "T" or "M" games.

HylianKWG
10-13-2003, 04:40 AM
Yes people are worthless idiots mostly! Who blame something on everything else but themselves.

dork
10-13-2003, 06:14 AM
lmao, ignorance in it's purist form

square dadio

sagara0510
10-13-2003, 07:24 AM
Yes....people really are that stupid.

Viper
10-13-2003, 09:02 AM
As a parent myself....I laugh at his ignorance and desire to blame everything on the easiest target. Parents have been doing it for years and I'm sure his parents said the same thing about one of his hobbys.

Sendok
10-13-2003, 11:22 PM
The local news was blaming Fight Club because some people in the hood were fighting, and taped the whole thing.

bryan
10-15-2003, 12:36 AM
lol.. I'm sure nobody did that before fight club.

And I also bet that America wasn't violent before modern mainstream entertainment! I mean, it's not like the revolutionary war, the civil war, the war of 1812, all those indians dying, some family feud, organized crime, the united states obtaining the highest murder rate in the world all happened before games! They're just destroying the nation one person at a time, and they're the cause of violence.. same with that damn television. :rolleyes:

Sendok
10-15-2003, 12:42 AM
I wonder how the media will play Kill Bill. If it is really successful they will hound it for its gore. But if it becomes a cult classic they will probably leave it alone for the most part.

Jushiko
10-15-2003, 12:43 AM
"Austin now weighs 93 pounds, and, for a boy who's 5 feet 3 inches tall, I think that's definitely a bit overweight."

That makes me think it's a parody or something. I mean, the average weight for 5'5" kids is like 140 or something, and two inches isn't going to make an over 50 pound difference.

bryan
10-15-2003, 12:44 AM
It could be a parody.. damn sarcastic if it is.

Viper
10-15-2003, 12:50 AM
"Austin now weighs 93 pounds, and, for a boy who's 5 feet 3 inches tall, I think that's definitely a bit overweight."

That makes me think it's a parody or something. I mean, the average weight for 5'5" kids is like 140 or something, and two inches isn't going to make an over 50 pound difference.
I'm 5' 3" and I sure as hell ain't overweight at 135.

Jushiko
10-15-2003, 12:57 AM
I'm 5' 3" and I sure as hell ain't overweight at 135.

Exactly!

Gunpei
10-15-2003, 01:07 AM
That parent doesnt feed her kid. Lets call child services on her :)

The Dude
10-15-2003, 02:29 AM
I'm 6'0 and only weigh about 140. Thats right I'm one skinny mother fucker

Gunpei
10-15-2003, 02:31 AM
I'm 6'0 and only weigh about 140. Thats right I'm one skinny mother fucker


That is DISGUSTING.

OnBake Platinum
10-15-2003, 02:57 AM
I can't wait to see this lady when her kids start cussing.

Gunpei
10-15-2003, 02:59 AM
She would probably shoot them with a 12 gauge.

dncardman
10-15-2003, 04:07 AM
WTF i'm 5'8 and 140.

KamiKaZe
10-15-2003, 05:40 AM
i dont care how tall your are...you'd have to be a midget and weigh 93 pounds just to be slightly overweight. i mean come on! i love the line about girls not wanting a pudgy lil gamer....so he's tryin to get his 12-yr old boy laid instead of lettin' him have a little recreational time. what a poor, deluded little man...he must have not had a good childhood. it's really pathetic. doesnt he realize that when a parent prohibits something, it makes the child want to do it more? the kids will play games, and they'll enjoy them cuz they know they aren't supposed to be doing it. only if your children are fucked up in the first place by bad parenting do you have to worry about them shooting off uzis at walmart

Viper
10-15-2003, 05:44 AM
i dont care how tall your are...you'd have to be a midget and weigh 93 pounds just to be slightly overweight. i mean come on! i love the line about girls not wanting a pudgy lil gamer....so he's tryin to get his 12-yr old boy laid instead of lettin' him have a little recreational time. what a poor, deluded little man...he must have not had a good childhood. it's really pathetic. doesnt he realize that when a parent prohibits something, it makes the child want to do it more? the kids will play games, and they'll enjoy them cuz they know they aren't supposed to be doing it. only if your children are fucked up in the first place by bad parenting do you have to worry about them shooting off uzis at walmart
From a parent myself ....word.

Galcian
10-15-2003, 05:49 AM
Represent, 6'3 190

Generic Wheaties
10-15-2003, 06:00 AM
I'm 5' 3"


As a parent myself.

Wait, what?

Viper
10-15-2003, 06:03 AM
What part of 5' 3" and parent is confusing?

Generic Wheaties
10-15-2003, 06:05 AM
Oh, sorry I thought it was a mistake since my little sister (13) is 5'3", sorry.

Viper
10-15-2003, 06:07 AM
Happens when your mom is only 4' 9".

I got the shallow end of the gene pool.

Generic Wheaties
10-15-2003, 06:13 AM
The video games are garbage. They teach our children to ignore the serious aspects of life and encourage them to laugh at them, even. Rather than study or watch an educational program.

LOL, I've been at that age and thats the last thing I want to do, I can't beleive he said that. Well anyway I would have yelled at the baby sitter too for exposing a game like that to a 12-year-old and a 9-year-old.

peasantlover
10-16-2003, 08:05 AM
Yes, Fuzzy, Viper is a dwarf. Didnt you know?

lol folks. Yall are very gullible, I think - and too defensive As if you dontprotest the government's gonna come out and ban it tommorrow. lol. If the satiric tone didnt give it away, the fact that its on a gamespot server sandwiched between game articles should be a dead give away.

Seriously, tho. My kids wont be playing video games, or even watching tv hehe. It's easy enough if they arent surrounded by it. The hard part will be weaning myself off it by the time I have kids... so as to set a good example ;)

Galcian
10-17-2003, 05:15 AM
You guys are tiny.

Batmanuel
10-18-2003, 12:16 AM
what game was being talked about....? Vice city??

The Dude
10-18-2003, 03:26 AM
Instead of typeing a page of how worng this person is, I'm just going to laugh, I'm just going to imagine how little common sense this person has. Any parent that blames video games/music/ movies for their son's or daughter's behavior has done a poor job raising their kids.


That is DISGUSTING.


You might think that but the ladies sure don't :bigpimp:

Generic Wheaties
10-18-2003, 07:27 PM
what game was being talked about....? Vice city??

my bet is gta3..