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simps
05-31-2001, 06:23 PM
10. Doorstop
9. Paperweight
8. Warmth (when you plug it in and it heats up)
7. DO NOT ENTER sign
6. Fuel for a fire
5. Use the discs as frisbees
4. Something heavy to crush soda cans with.
3. Stress reliever (for when you need to BREAK something)
2. Nightlight
1. "April Fools" Day gift
yashmek
05-31-2001, 07:10 PM
you could put wheels on it and go caravaning, or hollow it out and fill it with water and use it to keep rescued whales in.
Tyrel
06-08-2001, 06:35 PM
Saddam Hussien could use the xbox in missles....but then again the xbox's would crash and blow up his missles before they even left the ground.....
....wait! I'll use the xbox in a artificial heart pumper! Then again it would barely go past 20 pumps per second and the guy would die.....Naw screw it! I'll make it into a bomb and give it to Bill Gates.

*thinks about it*

Oh yeah, the thing would probablly freeze when it was opened and not explode until Bill Gates runs Norton Antifreeze on it.....man, I'm hella bored.
Cube Gamer
06-08-2001, 06:43 PM
You could just put it somewhere and everytime you feel down and need a laugh just look at it.
dragulongx
06-13-2001, 04:27 AM
about X-Box:

-look at X-Box for dummies

-saying it sucks!

-saying it sucks again!

-ummm... it sucks!

-ummm... it sucks again!

-ummmm... uhhh.... oh yeah it sucks!

-add XX to the name and call it XXX-Box and give it to some bastard
fooman83
06-14-2001, 02:15 AM
Take out the insides and use the outer shell to hold your GameCube games.
simps
06-14-2001, 03:04 AM
Originally posted by fooman83
Take out the insides and use the outer shell to hold your GameCube games.

hehe good one.. you could use the shell as a radiation shield to protect you from the intense radiation you may get from playing so much GCN
MATRIX-X
06-16-2001, 06:01 PM
you can always use it to crush the gamecube
pathetic board
06-16-2001, 06:57 PM
10 things i could do with simps

1- kill him
2- kill him
3- kill him
4- kill him
5- kill him
6- kill him
7- kill him
8- kill him
9- kill him
10- kill him
imported_Unreal
06-16-2001, 07:12 PM
I don't know what you guys are planning to do with the GC. But what I'm going to do with the xbox is

1.Play games
2.Watch DVD's
neodragon
06-16-2001, 07:34 PM
Playing games on a console sounds like a good idea. My N64 has been collecting dust for some time now.
imported_Unreal
06-16-2001, 07:56 PM
Originally posted by neodragon
Playing games on a console sounds like a good idea. My N64 has been collecting dust for some time now.

Mario party is fun is you play it with 4 people. And Mario kart is fun. but that's all